- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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