- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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