Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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