- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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