A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Chuck Norris Dies.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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