Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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