What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Badabing.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Anti Joke

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