- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Bags of delicious poop.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Chuck norris

Who is John Galt?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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