- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Nah

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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