A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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poopy is poopy

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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