- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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