What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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