- Anti Joke

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan