- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.