What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

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