- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A blonde walked into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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