- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

all jokes aside...

Nero, sure you are okay?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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