Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

they told me not to write here but i did

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

pull my finger (farts)

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Morning wood.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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