- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Miscarriages.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

When you have read this, you've already read it.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Guess what? I like trains.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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