- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Where's my tractor?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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