- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

so how about that irline food

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

knock knock... ...no answer

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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