You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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