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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Poop

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

^ That's not even funny ^

do you have a wife?

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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