- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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