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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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