- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

A gay man watches football.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

roses are red violets are blue

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

"Knock knock" Come in!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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