- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What is the name of the car? What

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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