- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

don't just stand there

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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