- Anti Joke

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Black people having a Job.