How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Black people having a Job.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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