- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name