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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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