- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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