There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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womens rights.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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This isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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