What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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