- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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