- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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