When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A man goes to the potty.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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