- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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