- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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