Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Who has no penis Religious Believers

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's two plus two? Window

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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