- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Dumb

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Cheese

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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