- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??