- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Good job, son.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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