- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What does two plus two equal? 4

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

david weres the slug gone

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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