- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

My name is Harry.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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