- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A chicken walked into the bar...

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Your wife died during the delivery.

whats the best thing about polio...death

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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