What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Donald Trump

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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