- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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