- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

kesha is a virgin.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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